In the A Week in Paradise mod, general Bystanders can be found carrying Scythes, particularly a suited man in the Lucky Ganesh on Monday. As a reward for killing all the elephants, he gets to keep it. The Postal Dude agrees and is given a Scythe to do the killing. Upon leaving his house, the Dude will come across a man standing outside the Elephant Preserve, who asks him to kill all the elephants inside the preserve. The Scythe is given to the Postal Dude in Apocalypse Weekend after fending off the zombies at Vince Desi's house. POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend manual description This weapon is so much fun that it requires a closing sentence.' However, unlike the Machete, there is no boomerang ability, so you’ll have to chase after it and reclaim it manually. The secondary fire key hurls the implement for long range Ginsu action. The primary fire key swings the thing in the traditional manner. 'The Scythe is the unmistakable trademark of grain farmers and that “Death” guy.